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My head ain’t big enough
To fit through that loop of logic.
Maybe if you smiled enough
I’d buy it for change.

For the price of love;
Maybe a little less.
You do know we now got 
Silicon and strap-ons, right?

Don’t look at me like that, 
I am not the one who devalued it.
You really think
By selling these you value it?

Don’t call me a nymp,
I have to try the shoe first.
Lol, temperature sensors!
Aren’t you gods?

Anyway, this is the stuff
That causes global warming;
 I think I will wait
Til Siri can sex chat.