Can you label it for me?
Can you name it?
Can you put a handle on it for me? 
Can you carry it? 

Jammed zippers,
Can you fix them for me?
If you saw inside this bag,
Can you zip your mouth for me?

I want to buy love,
Can you get a hand and a leg for me?
If we split the cost between us,
Can you handle her leg for me?

Gucci pants,
Just jammed zippers.
If I vow to zip my mouth about it,
Can you buy them from me?