Break time just ended and Sean sees Liz walking down the hall towards the library.
Sean: Hey, Liz, when is the thingy?
Liz: Whatchu twerking about?
Sean: The thing, you tubelight!
Liz: Careful now; I’ll eat you up!
Sean: Bitch, please!
Liz: Hey, chillax, man! Don’t purge your frustration on me. Take it out on Jessica, or something.
Sean: What did you say? Eyes painfully contracted. Explain quickly before I double down on….
Liz: Interjects. Dude, eh-body knows bitch was humping Malcolm at the hideout. She pro..ly getting dick.
Sean: Looks at her in askance. And you think I give a shit? You really think Jessica shit would fuck up a nigga day?
Liz: Your fronting is lousy, dude! I know you. Hard on the outside but soft as fuck.
Sean: Urgh, did you just disappear up your ass? Moves his hands as if he’s reaching out for words, except literally. Listen, Jessica aint for keeps. I just smash her on cold days. Why you gotta turn up on me about your sins?
Liz: Yeah, right; straight to the victim role! Dude, I told you that my …rents do ‘stock take’ on me every month. Know shit they do to you if I lost my virginity?
Sean: Well, I wasn’t talking about…
Liz: Yeah, right! The fronting gets old, man! And why do I feel like I’m the guy here?
Sean: Okay, chillax now…Straight face.
Liz: Why you gotta be like that, dude?
Liz: Hahaha, (laughs and then says with a straight face) what tube you watching? Anal, really? That’s some gay shit…
Sean: Wait, what’s wrong with gays?
Liz: Exactly! When gays do it, it’s cool but…oh, well, I’m not gonna take in anything to my ass the very first time I have sex. That’s like a super low, man!
Sean: Thank gawd for Jessi…
Liz: Shut up! She pauses and thinks. I could give you a hard time if I put it in between my thighs. Heard it feels like sex if you do it right.
Liz: Shit might not get me far, though- libido issues, so you gonna have to eat me up, afterwards. And yeah, s-sorta heard!
Liz: I used to do that with Malcolm and…
Sean: Wait, the Malcolm?
Liz: Nyuh She responds reluctantly.
Sean: Son of a….
Liz: Yeah, the cracking begins! What was that again?
Liz: The thingy you were asking about?
Sean: Oh, it’s…it’s..he scratches his head.
Liz: The new episode of Rick and Morty, you dummy! Who is the tubelight now? She clicks her tongue, turns and walks away.