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When there is a thunderstorm in our relash, don’t panic! Thunder is celestial applause and the lightning is God taking a selfie with us. Smile and wave! Just don’t look intently; I heard that if you see Him you die.

Yeah, that’s an auxiliary cable for my boom box. It’s the spirit medium between Eminem and me. Young Thug talks to me from it when I feel slimy.

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